Monday, March 17, 2008

0074 - 0141

0074: Just got the result of my medical exam.
Malala na raw ang sakit ko. Sabi ng doctor,
I'm getting cuter everyday. But don't worry,
di raw nakakahawa.

0075: Der r times you're afraid, times you're confused, times you feel lonely, times you start to cry, times u start to laugh... ABA! PADOKTOR KA BAKA NABABALIW KA NA!!!

0076: Let go of the one who makes you cry. Let go of the one who breaks your heart. Let go of the one who causes you much pain. But never let go of me because mahirap maghanap ng cute na katext.

0077: The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on you? I'm not sure what life could bring u.
I'm not sure if dreams do come true. I'm not sure what love can do. But I'm sure about one thing. Cute tayo.

0078: I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop…to stop reading newspapers.

0079: Bware of a txt stalker who sends a text message like this: "Bware of a txt stalker who sends a text message like this."

0080: You asked for a candle and got the sun. You asked for a glass of water and received the ocean. You asked for a cute friend and got ME. Mapalad ka talaga.

0081: I'm thinking of u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter “u”?

0081: TRIVIA: Having a good laugh with friends stimulates endorphins, the brain's natural painkillers. So if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend, I can lend you a mirror.

0082: Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? eh di BAKA! ano naman ang pinutol? e di CAT! e ano naman and laging ayos? e di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? e di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit?
E di COW!

0083: Those innocent eyes...Those kissable lips...A great smile...The perfect walk...Smoothest talk...Absolutely gorgeous...That’s enough about me—How about u? How r u na?

0084: If they say GOOD LOOKS could KILL, then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

085: Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!

0086: I live a very difficult life. I’m always hurt! Whenever people call me CUTE, GOOD LOOKING, SMART & LOVABLE, I'm always hurt! Totoo pala, the TRUTH HURTS!

0087: I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grown-up, I have one question... What happened???

0088: Anak: Yehey! Nay, mayaman na tayo!
Inay: Ha? Bakit? Pano mo naman nasabi?
Anak: E kasi po, si Itay, nandito sa diyaryo
picture niya...at ang nakasulat ay P100,000—dead or alive!

0089: This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat,way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat,fool cat, buzy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it without saying CAT!!

0090: I had a dream about u. Nasa heaven daw tayo w/ a cute angel, my angel was ugly, so tampo ko. I asked St. Peter y cute angel mo. He replied: "Balance of nature".

0091: Kahit NISSAN ka STAREX ka ng buhay ko, masKIAnong mangyari, HONDA kitang pagMAZDAn at ISUZUmpang SUZUKIlian ka ng buong katapatan. DODGE what friends are FORD!

0092: If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=ME!

0093: I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought’a know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!...I didn't know I've influenced you that much!

0094: Each day God sends angels to guide us. Don't expect 2 see them with wings n flying around bcoz dey come in disguise! Pa-txt-txt lang sila. Ehemmm.

0095: Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?

0096: May color coding din ako sa mga ka-txt ko para organized. MONDAY-sweet, TUESDAY-mabait, WEDNESDAY-gorgeous, THURSDAY-pangit, FRIDAY-cute, SATURDAY-friendly,
SUNDAY-smart. Pano next thursday txt ulit kta.

0097: NEWSFLASH: Naglalakad Nagtetxt Nasagasaan PATAY! Kumakain Nagtetxt Nabilaukan PATAY! Nagdadrive Nagtetxt Nabangga PATAY! May celfone Walang Nagtext NAGPAKAMATAY!

0098: U can buy gifts but not love. U can pretend to smile but not hapiness, u can lie to others but not 4 urself, u can have another friend but not as cute as ME!!

0099: A friend is like a pillow, you can hug when you're in trouble, you can cry on when you're in pain, and you can embrace when you're happy. Always remember, I can be your pillow. Huwag mo lang lawayan.

0100: Tomorrow mornin’ when u wake up and the sun does not appear…Tulog ka uli, gabi pa yun!

0101: If u need advice, text me. If u need a friend, call me. If u need help, email me. If u nid money, well the subscriber cannot be reached, please don't try again later.

0102: When you feel like nobody loves you and nobody cares for you and when you feel like everyone is ignoring you... Wala yun! Ubos na kasi ang load nila!

0103: Happiness keeps u sweet. Trials make u strong. Sorrows keep u human. Failure keeps u humble. Success makes u eager. And Lipovitan keeps u going.

0104: 5 reasons why i keep texting you:
1.) you made me feel welcome (i assume)
2.) you made me smile (that’s true)
3.) you appreciate my thoughts (i hope)
4.) you spend time reading my messages
(i guess) 5.) hindi ako kuripot!

0105: Someday, ull 4get about me, my name, my voice, who I am and who I am to you but even if u 4get me i just want u 2 know…ang lumimot sa kin PANGET!

0106: Looking back, may u b filled w/ gratitude. Looking 4ward, may u b filled w/ Hope. Looking inward, may u be filled w/ peace. Looking upward…may BUTIKI!

0107: I want 2 b w/ u tonight, watch u sleeping & sing u a song. I want 2 b so close 2 u 2 whisper in ur ear... Goodnight & sleep tight... Sender: LAMOK: 0919-zzzzzzz

0108: Whenever I hear pple say sumting bad about u, like when dey say dat u r not cute enough, I would alwys come to your defense and say "he's trying to be one naman a!"

0109: A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did d priest tell u 2 b so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me 2 carry my cross.

0110: I saw some1 at d Mall, So Cute, Smart lookin’, Simple Elegant & Luks Like a Clbrty. Kainis Paglapit Ko Nauntog Ako. Salamin Pala!

0111: I sent a flock of angels 2 guard u thru Out d day. 1 came bak n sed, "ang cute niya!!" Bina2kan ko nga! mali ba naman yung binabantayan!

0112: Someone asked me kung ilang taon k n daw. Well, sabi ko kung sa porma: 19. Sa balat: 15. Sa ngiti: 17. At sa kinis ng mukha: 16. Bale…67 lahat. Tama ba?

0113: Ur d mango of my pie, keso of my monay, teeth of my suklay, fingers in my kamay, blood in my atay, bubbles of my laway, cure to my aray, life ng aking buhay.

0114: Sorry ha. Wala ko txt s yo lately. Busy lang. Alam mo na...sa work, shooting, taping, pictorials, commercials, mall tours. Hay...kakapagod!

0115: Alam mo, swerte ka. Lam mo kung bakit? Kc may isang bgy n meron ka na wala cla! Ano? Ako! Wala cla nyan. Ingatan mo ko ha! Dahil walang gnyan sa States.

0116: It’s mahirap 2 hanap sum1 gaya u. It’s parang opening a 100 kabibe under d dagat 2 hanap 1 perlas. Ngunit finding u...makes d sisid super sulit!

0117: Masakit ba ulo mo dahil sa pag-ibig? May gamot na! SEMENTO. Kung masakit ang ulo, ihampas sa semento. Tandaan, SE-MEN-TO! Okay?!

0118: Pipol come, Pipol go. Now I hav 2 go. Tapos n unlimited ko! But I promise u this: juz like wat “McArthur” said...I shall return.

0119: Musta na dyan? D2 bad news kc may natagpuang putol na kamay, lapit lang sa amin. Hindi p nakuha hanggang ngayon, ala kasi makalapit dahil...nananampal!

0120: Do what makes u happy. Lyf s not based n d money u earn or d success u achieved. Its ol about being hapi w/ hu u r, w/ hu u luv and…hu let d dogs out! Who-hu-hu-hu-hu!

0121: Swit candies r ez 2 buy. Swit words r ez 2 say. But swit prsns r hard 2 find. Buti n lang u found me. Minsan may kumontra...nasira sim nya.

0122: When life sims so hard & full of tests, always remmbr maganda ka. Ako maganda rin. Cla di masyado. So chir up, after all, dats life! Pag mas maganda, mas marami problema!

0123: Ang tao, tao lang. Nahihirapan at napapagod dn. Di s lahat ng oras anjan. Di mgttgal lalayo din. Pero tayo? D tayo ganun! D nmn tayo tao e. DYOSA tayo remmber?

0124: If sum1 livs u...don’t dare cry. Smyl & be hapi. Pero bgo mo cya palayain, ipgtapat mo ito sa kanya: 1 akong DYOSA, pasalamat k pinatulan kita! LAMANG LUPA!

0125: May isang pretty woman na tumawid sa road…W8 lang...2mtawid p ako. I’l txt u l8r.

0126: Mnsan corny ang ‘I luv u’ pero masarap pakinggan dhil nkktba ng puso. Pero noon un! D na ngaun kc, dmo alm kung 220 o ginugudtym k lang. Puso ngayon, PIRATED na!

0127: Mnsan s buhay ko lumuha...nsktan...nabaliw... nadapa... naghabol... naglaway... cla s ken. Syempre iba ko eh! Sa ganda kong 2...pamatay!

0128: F der r 1,000 steps between us, take d 1st step & il take d rest. F we hav found 1,000 pesos, ano p nga ba? Ed di ganun din, sau piso & il take d rest!

0129: Wala namang importante sa msg n to, bsta naalala lang kta at syempre mapangiti ka tsaka at least maicip at msabi mong...c tlga...d p rin nk2limot, kht artista na.

0130: S oras na d mo n kaya lht ng problema, ashn mo d2 lang ako pra paalala sa u na...c papa bear ay malakas, c mama bear ay maganda, c baby bear ay npkaliksi. Tngnan nyo ang sya nila!

0131: May bagong teleserye ang ABS! 30 congressmen, 12 senators, 1 vice-pres and ate Glo ikukulong sa haus ni kuya. Ang title: Pinoy Big Problem!

0132: Hirap magsabi ng “sori”, hirap magsabi ng “mhl kita”, hirap magsabi ng “kailangan kita.” Pero nalamn ko, pinakamhrap plang sbhin ung… “Lower Rural Ruler” ng 10 times! Totoo! Try mo.

0133: Maraming bagay ang gumugulo sa icip ko. Bukod s buhay pag-ibig, pamilya, brkada, mwlan ng load. Pero ang mas gumugulo s utak ko ay ang tagalog ng “toothpaste.” Kaw, alam mo?

0134: Hi! Miss me? No? Hmmm. Talaga? Ramdam ko nga. Oks lang. O akala ko ba hindi? Bkt pindot ka ng pindot? E di miss mo ko!

0135: Sna and2 ka para msbi ko kung gano k khalaga. H2wkan kta ng mhgpit, y2kpin malapit s puso ko, para malaman mo ang gus2 kong sbhin…Me pera k b dyan? Pautang nmn, nxt wk ko bbyaran.

0136: Sadyang kay ingay ng mundo, lalo na sa mundo ng gulo. Pero s oras n di mo na kaya ang ingay, kuha ka ng papel...ilista mo ung mga noisy.

0137: Pag mahal mo ang isang tao, ipaglaban mo siya hanggat maaga pa, kasi...pag gabi na, tulog na un!

0138: Malas nmn kung kelan unlimited ako di kau nagttxt. Buti n lang meron nagmamahal s kin, 1 txt ko lang reply agad siya. Kaya nga luv n luv ko si “buddy balance.”

0139: Ikaw ba’y malungkot? Nalilito? At feeling mo...tila nagiisa ka sa mundo? Hayaan mo. Gagawin ko ang lahat...para ibalik ka na sa Zoo!

0140: Alam mo? Ok ka talaga! Palagi kang nakatawa parang walang problema. D best ka! Nakita kita kanina mag-isa ka, enjoy na enjoy...namamasyal dun s plaza may hila-hila kang LATA. :)

0141: Pedro: Miss pabili nga ng ballpen…
Miss: Sori po sir, wala po kaming ballpen.
(inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan)
Pedro: Ano ba yan! PENshoppe walang ballpen!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

0066 - 0073

066: Each of us has his own fear but sooner or
later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to
overcome it. So don't be afraid to face ur fear.
Go ahead, take a bath.

067: I may not be Pepsi, the choice of the new generation. I may not be Coca Cola, only the real thing. I may not be Nido, the world’s #1 but I can be PLDT, clearly for you.

068: How I wish I could see you today, I really miss you. I’l try to be der after my work, kya lang baka ako matrapik…baka di ako umabot! Anong oras ba magsasara ang Zoo?

069: If you are alone I'll be your shadow, if you want to cry I'll be your shoulder, if you want a hug I'll be your pillow, if you need to be happy I'll be your smile, if you need money wait for your salary.

070: If you love someone… set him free…if he comes back…may naiwan lang yun, wag kang mag ilusyon.

071: Looks may capture the eyes but it's the
personality that captures the heart. Kainis, I have both.

072: They can recycle paper till as if its new,
reclaim cans and jars and old bottles too,
but they can never recycle another person as wonderful as ME! Kala mo ikaw noh?!

073: Kung kahangahanga ka, CRUSH ang tawag
sa iyo. Kung mabait at matalino, IDOL! Pero kung kamukha kta, ano pang iniintay mo! MAG
ARTISTA KA NA!