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0036: Money wil buy a bed but not sleep, fud but not appetite, amusement but not hapines..u c money s not evrything, Der4, f u hav 2 much, pls send it 2 me ASAP!

0037: Frnd ko ang managr ng SMART nagbigay cla ng libreng cel cards worth 300 bbgyan kta. Eto yong no. ### #### ##### paki-kiskis na lang ok.

0038: Im sending u a "HELLO" msg. it doesnt mean u hav 2 do d same..U can always send cash naman e, o kaya eload...pwede rin bigas,dlata, kape! bahala ka na! gudPM! I wish u a mind free from worry, a heart free from sadness, a soul free from sin and a body free from unwanted odor. Naligo ka na ba?

0039: Flowers get their strength from the sun and people from the food they eat. ME I get my strength from you kaya text mo ko lagi ha kasi baka manghina ako.

0040: Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face ur fear. Go ahead, look into d mirror.

0041: You're the reason why I have sleepless nights, you are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight, I'm thinking of you when I lay down at night, you are the reason why I shout "mommy may mumo!" If ur lyk my PILLOW, u r HUGGABLE. If ur lyk my CELFONE, u r SMART. if u r lyk my CHOCOLATE, u r SWEET. If u r lyk ME... GRABE. ANG CUTE MO NAMAN! (",)

0042: What if… ‘‘NOBODY” can cheer you up, “nobody” fights for you, “nobody” cares for you, “nobody” loves you...I’m telling you this...my name is… “NOBODY!”

0043: When I need a FRIEND, andyan ka! When I’m lonely, andyan ka! When I’m afraid, andyan ka! When I need HELP, andyan ka! ABA! Kelan ka kaya pupunta dito, LAGI ka na lang ANDYAN!

0044: If u wanna taste the best coffee, Starbucks ka...if u wanna dance ‘til u drop Hard Rock ka. If you wanna see someone cute...wag muna ngayon...may lakad ako e! Kung akala mo importante ka sa akin, kung akala mo may tiwala ako sayo, kung akala mo namimiss kita at kung akala mo friend kita…Korek ka dyan!

0045: Some people choose friends who r thoughtful n caring. Some prefer those who r smart n good looking. When u choose me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.

0046: Nagbago ka na! Mayabang ka na talaga! Di na kita maabot! Mataas na lipad mo! Tumawag ako kanina, ang sabi ng sumagot... 'the subscriber CANNOT BE REACHED!'

0047: If you save this message, it means cute ako. If you edit it, cute pa rin ako. If you delete it, naiinggit ka kasi cute ako. Pero kung ipo-forward mo, pinagkakalat mong cute ako! 50 years from now, tanda na ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston, ihi sa salawal, ala ngipin. Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti-text pa rin kita.

0048: Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute txtm8 like me.

0049: I’ve just heard a funny joke. I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it? Biruin mo…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha! Nakakatawa talaga! Hahahahaha.

0050: Ways to improve yourself: Laugh. Take a siesta. Be optimistic. Get rid of guilt. Forgive. Heal Thyself. Exercise. Daydream. Think. Watch those role models. Keep the faith. Avoid downbeat people. Have fun. Goof off. Face the facts. TEXT ME!!!

0051: Waking up in a brand new day is already a miracle. What more is to receive a "gud morning" txt from a cute person like me"? Pinagpala ka talaga kapatid!

0052: People are always looking for cute ones, the perfect ones, the gorgeous ones, the smart ones, the sweet ones. Lagi na lang ako! Ako! Ako!

0053: What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sends this and feeling cute s d one reading this. He...He...he... Txt mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cute!

0054: This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.

0055: Our frndship means alot 2 me, dat if we wer d last people on a sinking ship & der s only 1 lyf vest, i'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna mis u 4 sure!

0056: I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away, I wrote your name in the sand but the water washed it away, I wrote your name every where! Kaya lang hinuli ako ng pulis! Vandalism ang kaso.

0057: When u feel left out n all alone, just try to close ur eyes 4 a moment n think of me. Afterwards, u will suddenly smile n say, text ko nga ang cute na yon!

0058: A friend is: 1% funny 2% sweet 3% caring 4% loving 90% goodlooking....Kaya nga friend mo ako e!

0059: How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn…I forgot na!

0060: You made me smile a thousand times. You filled my heart with joy and happiness. You colored my days with laughter, well you must be a..........CLOWN!

0061: The only people whom I greet "Good morning" r those who r smart, cute at may pleasing personality. So, pano ba yan, e di... “Good afternoon na lang sayo!”

0062: Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose—your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

0063: U've got personality, u've got style, u've got intelligence, & u've got class. U've got d face & u've got d body but I've got d wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!

0064: I don't know how to say this. We are friends but I can't get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you're the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!

0065: DYING BF: I have smting 2 tel u. GF: Dont spk jst rest. BF: No, i must confes, i hd sx wid ur hot sis & ur horny bstfrn. GF: sssh...i knw! Dats y i poisoned u!

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0001: Hanggang kailan tayo magkaibigan? Sana walang limutan. Basta lagi mong tandaan, BAWAL ANG BEANS, BAWAL ANG PORK, BAWAL ANG HIPON. Baka kasi magka-memory gap ka’t makalimutan mo pa ako.

0002: May sagot ako sa isa sa mga tanong mo sa buhay. Maaring di ito mahalaga pero makakagaan ito sa kalooban mo. Alam mo ba na...54 ang butas ng Sky Flakes?

0003: Ano ang apelyido ni SISA? Di mo alam? Walang iba kundi...MISTRIT! Sisa Mistrit...Kasama pa nga ngayon roon cna iLmu, begBerd, Birt, uSkaR at kukeMunstir di ba?

0004: Sabi nila ang taong MAINGAY...Bolero sa text! TAHIMIK...makulit sa text! 2 TIMER...sweet sa text! STICK 2 ONE...matipid sa text! Pero ang mga CUTE...e2 patxt-txt!

0005: AHAS 1: Makamandag ba tayo? AHAS 2: Ewan, bakit mo naitanong?
AHAS 1: Nakagat ko dila ko kanina eh! Kinakabahan ako.

0006: IF YOU SEE someone who is better than me, I’ll let you go. If that what makes you happy, I’ll set you free. Pero kapag iniwan ka niya, dito lang ako sa tabi mo...mangAASAR sa yo, “Better than me pala ha?”

0007: HAVING SOMEONE so kulet, so baet, so sweet, so totoo is a treasure! So I just can’t imagine how swerte you are having me! Hmmm...Sige na nga, ME having YOU!

0008: There are times when beside your smiles there are sorrows, beside your laughters there are tears. I just want you to know that beside you, there’s an angel named…

0009: Oi! La lang. No gawa mo? La lang. Lam mo? Wala lang. Pero...kc...sobrang ano...lam mo yun? Kc sobrang...miss na kita!

0010: Which of the following letters are cute? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Secret natin ito ha? “U” and “I”… Pero ang “I” mas cute ng konti sa “U”.

0011: Kung ANGEL lang ako I will protect you, I will keep you away from harm, I will watch over you. But what can I do? Mukha lang akong ANGEL!

0012: One of the qualities I like most about you...is that you are very sentimental. 1% - senti, 99% - mental. Bwah ha ha! Kaya kasundo kita e!

0013: WARNING: I am a virus. I am now entering your brain….I am going out now. There is no brain inside. Hehehe joke.

0014: A black girl is given a pair of wings by a fairy. The girl asked, “Does this mean I’m an
angel?” Fairy laughs. “Of course not, negrang to! Ambisyosa! Paniki ka!”

0015: Alam ko darating ang araw na magkaka-hiwalay tayo, marami tayong makikilala at magiging KAIBIGAN. Pero sana huwag umabot sa sitwasyon na sasabihin mo “
pa-AUTOGRAPH naman! Kanina pa ko nakapila eh.”

0016: Sorry to bother you. I know how busy you are. But I believe that you are the only person I could talk to about this problem of mine. I’m very much confused… “Ang lason ba pag nag-expire nakakalason pa rin?”

0017: Nung pinanganak ako, may sungay ako. Sabi nila, mawawala yun kapag nakatagpo ako ng mabait na friend. Nung naging friend kita HANEP KA, binago mo image ko! Nagkabuntot pa ako!

0018: Uod…
...mga apatid! Tyo ay mgamagama! Iwaayway na ang mandera, rak en rol anggang umaga. Wow iba to!

0019: Kamuning…
Kamuning get me! Get me! Get me! Baby I’m urs. Kamuning get me! U’ll never be lonely, lonely, lonely. So kamuning get meeee!

0020: Laughter is a great mental tonic. It can dispel anxiety, help manage stress, depression, fear and worry. But please...don’t laugh ALONE.

0021: ONCE, I knew u… OFTEN TIMES, I miss u… ALWAYS, I'll care 4 u…NEVER, will I forget u! Ano nga ulit name mo?

0022: Löok at thé sun, thé sun is beautiful… i look at you… i...i...i loök at the sun na lang ulit. = )

0023: Military MottoArmy: No retreat no surrenderNavy: No pain no gainAirforce: No guts no glorySecurity: No ID no entry.

0024: P.A.N.G.I.T. ka! P.A.N.G.I.T. ka! P.A.N.G.I.T. ka! P-erfect, A-ttractive, N-ice, G-orgeous, I-ntelligent & T-alagang CUTE. Siyempre pareho tayo P.A.N.G.I.T.

0025: Ssshhh...Tiptoe ako kasi baka tulog ka na. Just want to know if you are OK! Kasi narinig ko lahat daw ng PANGET tulog na…AKO GISING PA! Ikaw? Gud evening!

0026: Do u know the secret of CUTE people? Dey sleep more than 8 hours a day… Kaya pasensya ka na kung tanghali na kita nati-txt ha?

0027: Wat do u do wen u see an extremely GOOD-LOOKING person? ME, I stare at dat person admiringly...And when I get tired, I JUST PUT THE MIRROR DOWN...kakangalay eh!

0028: I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo w/ a cute angel, my angel was ugly, tampo ko. I ask St. Peter y cute angel mo. He replyd "balance of nature".

0029: If ur not cute don't continue reading dis.... Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng
fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! lupit mo!

0030: Q: wat wil hapen if u had a wooden car.. w/ wooden seats..wooden tires..and a wooden
engine? A: it wooden start! hahaha..

0031: A MAN IN D RUFTOP. Pulis: wag kang tatalon...maraming nagmamahal sayo! Man:tumahimik ka! wag mo kong pakialaman di ako makasend!

0032: May pinagkakaguluhan sa kanto, naki-usyoso ako, di ako makasingit grabe, daming tao. Biglang tinaas, napanganga ako at nagulat.. GRABE!! Picture ko!

0033: Tym 2 refresh ur tagalog alpabet, basahin sa titik tagalog. B K W L K M G W, P R M S Y K, T W K H H H, L L L H H H, T M N P R K N T NGA

0034: If only im an angel..i'l protct u, i'l lend u my wings, i'l watch ovr u...but im not an angel...pero...may hawig..d ba?!

0035: HELP! nasa presin2 ako nahuli kc ako wyl i was workng kanina. d charge was posession of cute face. I had no choice but 2 plid guilty. Lakas ng ebidensya nila e!