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0001: Hanggang kailan tayo magkaibigan? Sana walang limutan. Basta lagi mong tandaan, BAWAL ANG BEANS, BAWAL ANG PORK, BAWAL ANG HIPON. Baka kasi magka-memory gap ka’t makalimutan mo pa ako.

0002: May sagot ako sa isa sa mga tanong mo sa buhay. Maaring di ito mahalaga pero makakagaan ito sa kalooban mo. Alam mo ba na...54 ang butas ng Sky Flakes?

0003: Ano ang apelyido ni SISA? Di mo alam? Walang iba kundi...MISTRIT! Sisa Mistrit...Kasama pa nga ngayon roon cna iLmu, begBerd, Birt, uSkaR at kukeMunstir di ba?

0004: Sabi nila ang taong MAINGAY...Bolero sa text! TAHIMIK...makulit sa text! 2 TIMER...sweet sa text! STICK 2 ONE...matipid sa text! Pero ang mga CUTE...e2 patxt-txt!

0005: AHAS 1: Makamandag ba tayo? AHAS 2: Ewan, bakit mo naitanong?
AHAS 1: Nakagat ko dila ko kanina eh! Kinakabahan ako.

0006: IF YOU SEE someone who is better than me, I’ll let you go. If that what makes you happy, I’ll set you free. Pero kapag iniwan ka niya, dito lang ako sa tabi mo...mangAASAR sa yo, “Better than me pala ha?”

0007: HAVING SOMEONE so kulet, so baet, so sweet, so totoo is a treasure! So I just can’t imagine how swerte you are having me! Hmmm...Sige na nga, ME having YOU!

0008: There are times when beside your smiles there are sorrows, beside your laughters there are tears. I just want you to know that beside you, there’s an angel named…

0009: Oi! La lang. No gawa mo? La lang. Lam mo? Wala lang. Pero...kc...sobrang ano...lam mo yun? Kc sobrang...miss na kita!

0010: Which of the following letters are cute? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Secret natin ito ha? “U” and “I”… Pero ang “I” mas cute ng konti sa “U”.

0011: Kung ANGEL lang ako I will protect you, I will keep you away from harm, I will watch over you. But what can I do? Mukha lang akong ANGEL!

0012: One of the qualities I like most about you...is that you are very sentimental. 1% - senti, 99% - mental. Bwah ha ha! Kaya kasundo kita e!

0013: WARNING: I am a virus. I am now entering your brain….I am going out now. There is no brain inside. Hehehe joke.

0014: A black girl is given a pair of wings by a fairy. The girl asked, “Does this mean I’m an
angel?” Fairy laughs. “Of course not, negrang to! Ambisyosa! Paniki ka!”

0015: Alam ko darating ang araw na magkaka-hiwalay tayo, marami tayong makikilala at magiging KAIBIGAN. Pero sana huwag umabot sa sitwasyon na sasabihin mo “
pa-AUTOGRAPH naman! Kanina pa ko nakapila eh.”

0016: Sorry to bother you. I know how busy you are. But I believe that you are the only person I could talk to about this problem of mine. I’m very much confused… “Ang lason ba pag nag-expire nakakalason pa rin?”

0017: Nung pinanganak ako, may sungay ako. Sabi nila, mawawala yun kapag nakatagpo ako ng mabait na friend. Nung naging friend kita HANEP KA, binago mo image ko! Nagkabuntot pa ako!

0018: Uod…
...mga apatid! Tyo ay mgamagama! Iwaayway na ang mandera, rak en rol anggang umaga. Wow iba to!

0019: Kamuning…
Kamuning get me! Get me! Get me! Baby I’m urs. Kamuning get me! U’ll never be lonely, lonely, lonely. So kamuning get meeee!

0020: Laughter is a great mental tonic. It can dispel anxiety, help manage stress, depression, fear and worry. But please...don’t laugh ALONE.

0021: ONCE, I knew u… OFTEN TIMES, I miss u… ALWAYS, I'll care 4 u…NEVER, will I forget u! Ano nga ulit name mo?

0022: Löok at thé sun, thé sun is beautiful… i look at you… i...i...i loök at the sun na lang ulit. = )

0023: Military MottoArmy: No retreat no surrenderNavy: No pain no gainAirforce: No guts no glorySecurity: No ID no entry.

0024: P.A.N.G.I.T. ka! P.A.N.G.I.T. ka! P.A.N.G.I.T. ka! P-erfect, A-ttractive, N-ice, G-orgeous, I-ntelligent & T-alagang CUTE. Siyempre pareho tayo P.A.N.G.I.T.

0025: Ssshhh...Tiptoe ako kasi baka tulog ka na. Just want to know if you are OK! Kasi narinig ko lahat daw ng PANGET tulog na…AKO GISING PA! Ikaw? Gud evening!

0026: Do u know the secret of CUTE people? Dey sleep more than 8 hours a day… Kaya pasensya ka na kung tanghali na kita nati-txt ha?

0027: Wat do u do wen u see an extremely GOOD-LOOKING person? ME, I stare at dat person admiringly...And when I get tired, I JUST PUT THE MIRROR DOWN...kakangalay eh!

0028: I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo w/ a cute angel, my angel was ugly, tampo ko. I ask St. Peter y cute angel mo. He replyd "balance of nature".

0029: If ur not cute don't continue reading dis.... Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng
fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! lupit mo!

0030: Q: wat wil hapen if u had a wooden car.. w/ wooden seats..wooden tires..and a wooden
engine? A: it wooden start! hahaha..

0031: A MAN IN D RUFTOP. Pulis: wag kang tatalon...maraming nagmamahal sayo! Man:tumahimik ka! wag mo kong pakialaman di ako makasend!

0032: May pinagkakaguluhan sa kanto, naki-usyoso ako, di ako makasingit grabe, daming tao. Biglang tinaas, napanganga ako at nagulat.. GRABE!! Picture ko!

0033: Tym 2 refresh ur tagalog alpabet, basahin sa titik tagalog. B K W L K M G W, P R M S Y K, T W K H H H, L L L H H H, T M N P R K N T NGA

0034: If only im an angel..i'l protct u, i'l lend u my wings, i'l watch ovr u...but im not an angel...pero...may hawig..d ba?!

0035: HELP! nasa presin2 ako nahuli kc ako wyl i was workng kanina. d charge was posession of cute face. I had no choice but 2 plid guilty. Lakas ng ebidensya nila e!