Thursday, April 30, 2009

206 to 220

206: I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world’s no. 1 but I can be your REXONA, I won’t let you down.

207: Inbox
Write Messages
Message Settings
Massage with Lotion
Hair Strengthening
Manicure and Pedicure
Dami palang options ng cellphone mo, no?

208: If you are lonely and you need someone just don’t forget that there is someone here that is willing to help you whenever you needed help the most...wag lang sa pera!

209: If you love someone, set him free. If he doesn’t come back, he’s probably with me! Hehe

210: MATH TEACHER: 2x2 is 4, 4x4 is 16. Now Johnny, what’s 16x16? JOHNNY: Ang daya nyo ma’am! You already answered the easy ones and asked me the toughest!

211: Did you know that the expression “wala lang” is the subconscious mind’s way of saying “I love you”? Do you know why I’m telling you this? Wala lang...wala lang...wala lang…

212: Do you know the movie MULAN? Part 4 yun. Ang part 1 MIDLAT, part 2 MULOG, part 3 MAMBON. Eh yung now showing ngayon dito sa Manila, alam mo? Part 5 MAGYO. Next picture MAHA, coming soon, MUNOD.

213: May katanungan na gumugulo sa isip ko...totoo ang TELETUBBIES na ang may ari ng PLDT? Kasi isinunod s pangalan nila...P-aw,
L-ala, D-ipsy, T-inky Winky!

214: I saw you staring out from the window. Your face...your are so adorable. I could not resist myself and I started singing HOW MUCH IS THAT DOG ON THE WINDOW Aw Aw!

215: Let me try my X-Men telekinetic power… Think of a number from 1-10. Multiply by 3. Add 4. Deduct 5. Divide by 2. Now close your eyes…
O di ba, madilim? Galing ko no!?

216: HUSBAND: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
WIFE: Because I married the wrong man!

217: Hi pakibenta naman phone ng pinsan ko 6230 rush kasi aalis siya mag-aabroad. It costs 1,000 lang, good condition. Di mo need ng sim, pagbukas mo ng phone nakalagay sa screen “please insert coin.”

218: Hi! Eto na naman ako. Naguguluhan, hindi maka-kain at hindi makatulog. Ikaw lang ang makakatulong sa akin! Pwede ko bang hingin ang opinion mo? Ang uod ba pag namatay, inuuod din? Gulo ng isip ko e.

219: Erase Message?
Erase message!
Erase sabi e!
Erase mo na!
Ayaw mo?
Ayaw mo because the message came from me ano? Sige na nga save mo na! Hirap talaga kapag cute ang sender.

220: Lumulubog ang barko:
Pari: San Pedro! San Jose! San Juan!
Madre: Sta. Maria! Sta. Clara! Sta. Lucia!
Instik: Ano ba yan! Lubok na bahko tawak tawak pa kayo pasahero!