206: I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world’s no. 1 but I can be your REXONA, I won’t let you down.
207: Inbox
Outbox
Write Messages
Message Settings
Massage with Lotion
Hair Strengthening
Manicure and Pedicure
Pakulot
Dami palang options ng cellphone mo, no?
208: If you are lonely and you need someone just don’t forget that there is someone here that is willing to help you whenever you needed help the most...wag lang sa pera!
209: If you love someone, set him free. If he doesn’t come back, he’s probably with me! Hehe
210: MATH TEACHER: 2x2 is 4, 4x4 is 16. Now Johnny, what’s 16x16? JOHNNY: Ang daya nyo ma’am! You already answered the easy ones and asked me the toughest!
211: Did you know that the expression “wala lang” is the subconscious mind’s way of saying “I love you”? Do you know why I’m telling you this? Wala lang...wala lang...wala lang…
212: Do you know the movie MULAN? Part 4 yun. Ang part 1 MIDLAT, part 2 MULOG, part 3 MAMBON. Eh yung now showing ngayon dito sa Manila, alam mo? Part 5 MAGYO. Next picture MAHA, coming soon, MUNOD.
213: May katanungan na gumugulo sa isip ko...totoo ba...na ang TELETUBBIES na ang may ari ng PLDT? Kasi isinunod s pangalan nila...P-aw,
L-ala, D-ipsy, T-inky Winky!
214: I saw you staring out from the window. Your face...your eyes...you are so adorable. I could not resist myself and I started singing HOW MUCH IS THAT DOG ON THE WINDOW Aw Aw!
215: Let me try my X-Men telekinetic power… Think of a number from 1-10. Multiply by 3. Add 4. Deduct 5. Divide by 2. Now close your eyes…
O di ba, madilim? Galing ko no!?
216: HUSBAND: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
WIFE: Because I married the wrong man!
217: Hi pakibenta naman phone ng pinsan ko 6230 rush kasi aalis siya mag-aabroad. It costs 1,000 lang, good condition. Di mo need ng sim, pagbukas mo ng phone nakalagay sa screen “please insert coin.”
218: Hi! Eto na naman ako. Naguguluhan, hindi maka-kain at hindi makatulog. Ikaw lang ang makakatulong sa akin! Pwede ko bang hingin ang opinion mo? Ang uod ba pag namatay, inuuod din? Gulo ng isip ko e.
219: Erase Message?
Erase message!
Erase sabi e!
Erase mo na!
Ayaw mo?
Ayaw mo because the message came from me ano? Sige na nga save mo na! Hirap talaga kapag cute ang sender.
220: Lumulubog ang barko:
Pari: San Pedro! San Jose! San Juan!
Madre: Sta. Maria! Sta. Clara! Sta. Lucia!
Instik: Ano ba yan! Lubok na bahko tawak tawak pa kayo pasahero!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Sunday, December 7, 2008
0142 to 0205
0142: Masakit isiping di mo man lang ako maalalang i-text. Kunsabagay ganyan k naman e. Don’t text back, wag ka nang magpaliwanag dahil damang-dama ko...WALA KANG LOAD!
0143: MRS: sir, mananawagan po sana ako sa mr ko
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Ok, go ahead!
MRS: Hon, ibalik mo na ang mga bata, isa lang ang sa ‘yo dyan!
0144: ERAP on GAME KNB. Kris: Tito Erap what’s the chemical symbol of water? ERAP: HIJKLMN! Kris: Ha? Sino nagsbi sa nyo? ERAP: Ung teacher namin sabi H to O daw!
0145: Kiss is a key of love. Love is a lock of marriage. Marriage is a box of children. Children are problems of the Philippines. So stop kissing to save the Philippines!
0146: Hi! Buntis k daw? Totoo ba? B-eautiful, U-nderstanding, N-ice, T-houghtful, I-rresistable, S-weet and smart. Stay BUNTIS! Build, Uphold and Nurture The Image of a Sister who always care!
0147: Ur d reason why I have sleepless nyts. Ur d reason y I hold my pillow tight. Ur d reason y I pray at nite. Lord help me may MUMU!
0148: Di ba masakit pag inagawan ka? Di ba masakit pag niloko ka? Di ba masakit pag pinaasa ka? Pero mas masakit pag umiwas sya kahit ramdam n ramdam mo, na may chocol8 syang dala. KADAMUTAN d ba?
0149: PASAHERO: Bossing, hindi pa ba tayo aalis?
DRIVER: Mamaya na ho, wala pa pong laman!
PASAHERO: Anong tingin mo sa kin? Sabaw!?
0150: Please pray for me. I just received my medical results. Ang sakit ko habang tumatanda GUMAGANDA ako. But don’t worry, di naman ito nakakahawa, pero di na ako gagaling.
0151: Sending you my BED to let you rest, PILLOWS to give you comfort, BLANKET to keep you warm, KULAMBO to keep you away from mosquitoes. Gud nyt and sleep tyt! Bukas na ko m22log, nasa u na lahat ng gamit ko e, hehehe.
0152: May your sleepless nyt be peppered with spicy love. May you have lemon dreams, sleep on a strawberry bed inside a vanilla room. In short, have a yummylicious nyt!
0153: I miss talking to you and the times we spent texting together. But now you seem so far away. Maybe I’ve been unfair, so now I’m knocking on your heart asking...may meryenda dyan?
0154: Two friends talking:
PEDRO: Wow, pare labo! Nuod ako sine kanina, ubos P1,000.00 ko.
JUAN: Ha? Bakit?
PEDRO: Bili ako ng bili ng ticket, pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! Adik yata?!
0155: Gusto mo ba mag-artista under FPJ productions? Kasama mo cla Miko Sotto, Halina Perez, Rico Yan, Nida Blanca. Pamagat: “IKAW NA LANG HINIHINTAY.” Ano payag ka ba?
0156: Miss mo na ba ung mga lines na “Yes wala pasok!”, “Crush mo 2l”, “Wala c sir”, “1 whole pengi”, “Answer naman”, Kakamiss di ba? Pero mas kakamiss ung… “Ma Baon ko!”
0157: Never love if you’re not prepared to be hurt. Never start if you don’t have plans to finish. Never speak if you don’t mean it. Most importantly, never smile when you don’t have... teeth.
0158: Ako...kilalang crush ng city, sikat sa Pilipinas, asset ng barkada, palaban sa kalokohan and ang lakas ng appeal! Pero, joke lang yun! Hehehe.
0159: Text won’t flow, everyone knows. When the load fades away. Text will die and tears in your eyes. You’ve got to throw your fone “UP HIGH” Yeah yeah...throw your fone up high.
0160: Paikot-ikot lang ang quotes. Forward dito forward doon. Nabasa noon, mababasa n naman ngayon. Pwede ba wag na lang yun ang ipasa? Load na lang para masaya. Promise, di ko ipo-forward.
0161: Pag sinaktan ka, wag gaganti. “Don’t do unto others what you don’t want them to do unto you.” Pero pag sinaktan ka ulet, bigyan mo na ng suntok o cpa. “It’s better 2 give than to receive.”
0162: Mga big time na tao sa mundo ay naaalala ka. SENDER: Saddam Hussein +965800137
Eto pa, SENDER: Osama Bin Laden +964836421 At ang boss! SENDER:
0163: NAISIP mo na ba kung gaano kasarap magmahal? Kung gaano kasaya pag kasama mo ang taong mahal mo? Kung gaano kasakit pag iniwan ka? Wag mo nang isipin, magaral ka na lang!
0164: The Lord didn’t want us to doubt, to fear or to hate. He wants us to DREAM, to BELIEVE, to SURVIVE and to see us in STARSTRUCK. Maghanda ka na, next batch tayo. Hehehe.
0165: Kailan yung huli tayong nag-usap? Nagkulitan? Tumawa? Okay lang kung hindi mo maalala, ganyan din naman ang lola ko...ULYANIN na!
0166: MAN1: Pare, bakit pasa-pasa mukha mo?
MAN2: Umattend ako ng world family day e.
MAN1: Ha, e di ba dapat masaya yun?
MAN1: Kaso nahuli ako...ibang pamilya kasama ko.
0167: DRIVER: Para, aatras ako. Pakitignan kung may mababangga ako.
PARE: Cge, tras na! Kasya...kasya! Kasyaaaa!
(Blag!) Ano ka b naman, sabi nang may puno ng KASYA eh, tras ka ng tras!
0168: Days are made special with a smile. So smile at everyone. Smile at everything. Smile anywhere. Smile anytime. A friendly reminder from Philippine Mental Hospital…
0169: Di ka ba makatulog pag uminom ka ng KAPE? Baligtad tayo! Ako di makainom ng KAPE pag natutulog.
0170: I wish I could sit beside you and whisper I miss you. Maybe you’d ask bkit? I’d say wala lang! Then I’ll take your hand, give it a gentle squeeze and tell you… “anong lotion gamit mo?”
0171: Stop, Look and Listen. STOP what ur doing, LOOK at ur cell, LISTEN to ur heart! It’s telling you, “Ang cute na to, tine-text na naman ako!”
0172: Junior: Mami, ano po yung 10 commandments?Mami: Yung ang sampung utos ng Diyos, anak.Junior: Mas mataas po pala kayo sa Diyos, mami.Mami: Ha?! Bakit?!
Junior: E kasi, mas marami po kayong utos.
0173: Others say life is unfair. Well, it’s true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm. Coz you have a cute textmate like me.
0174: PLEASE LIMIT your text to me! Do it on day that start with letter T. Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Taturday, Tunday, Taumaga, Tatanghali, Tahapon, Tagabi…Tige, bye!
0175: My HEART says I must take care of you. I should make sure no one harms you. But I’m not always there, so just be careful each time you Swing On Trees!
0176: Sabi ni Ernie Baron, ang Kuto raw at hindi ang Tao ang galing sa Tsonggo. Siguro nga totoo. Ewan ko, pero kapag naiisip kita, duda pa rin ako…
0177: TEACHER: Use deduct, defense, defeat & detail in a sentence. Pupil: de duct jumped over de fense.. de feat first, then de tail!
0178: TEXT kita kasi di ako makatulog.. Malamok eh! Gulong-gulo ang isip ko, tulungan mo nga ako. Ang lamok ba pag natutulog nilalamok din?
0179: Kung INIISIP mong importante ka sakin, kung iniisip mong naaalala kita, kung iniisip mong nami miss ko ang text mo.. Aba, laking
himala! May Isip Ka Na!
0180: BREAKING NEWS: U.N. to pass resolution prohibiting Muslim & Arab looking men from riding ships & airplanes. They can only travel by Camel or Flying Carpet.
0181: I really miss you! Text mo naman ako ng number mo. No, not your landline number. I want to visit you. No, not your house number. I want to see you.. Text me yung Cage Number mo!
0182: Go on with your life. Don’t look at the past with anger. Don’t look at the future with fear. Just look at the present with awareness that you are the cutest girl.. In the Planet Of The Apes.
0183: CUSTOMER: Soli ko tong VHS tape.
CLERK: anong problema? CUSTOMER: Lagay ko tape, walang picture, walang sound. CLERK: Ano bang title nyan? CUSTOMER: Head Cleaner!
0184: Can you pronounce English words properly? Let’s try, say these aloud: wolf, roof, hoof, woof, wolf, roof, hoof, woof… Good! You’re an extraordinary super talented Dog!
0185: WANTED: Textmate for life… qualifications: simple, cute, smart, loving, thoughtful, caring, understanding & owns a car. Interested parties, please text me your Plate No.
0186: BABALA: Pinagiingat ang publiko.. Dahil pinaghahanap pa sa ngayon ng mga bumbero ang unggoy na nakawala sa Zoo. Huling nama-taang nagbabasa ng text na to…
0187: NANAY: Anak, di ba panget na naglalampaso ako dito habang ikaw dyan ay naglalaro? ANAK: di ba po mas panget kung ako ang naglalampaso at kayo ang naglalaro dito?
0188: Dahil friend kita, I’m willing to prepare your food. Sa umaga, inihaw; sa tanghali, prito; sa gabi, nilaga. Nasa syudad ka na kasi, so you should learn na to eat cooked Banana...
0189: MAINIT NA BALITA: isang gorilla ang namataang gumagala pag gabi. Pinag-iingat ang lahat… Concerned ako sayo, ingat ka ha? Kasi sabi nila galit daw yon sa Kompetensya!
0190: MISTER1: Advertising cost me so much money… MISTER2: bakit? negosyante ka ba? MISTER1: hindi. Kasi dahil sa mga advertisement na yan, lumalaki gastos ng misis ko!
0191: I dreamed an old witch was going to change you into a Frog, so I pleaded for her to spare you and she did! Kasi sabi ko, hanap na lang sya ng iba dahil ikaw naman ay mukhang Butete na!
0192: I’m quite busy right now, but this weekend I’ll visit you. Same address ka pa rin ba? Kanto ng Quirino at Mabini, yung maraming paintings ang pader di ba? (manila zoo)
0193: WIFE: darling, if we save three installments on the TV, miss two installments on the ref & don’t pay our last installment on the aircon, we can have the down payment for this nice sala set…
0194: Hirap ng buhay ngayon! Kailangan kayod ng husto para may makain. Mabuti pa noon, di ba? Teka, di mo ba naisip na balikan.. Ang Zoo? Doon, libre lahat!
0195: It’s not how ignorant or how smart your friend is, it’s how you value each other! Also, I don’t care how pretty or ugly my friend is, it’s how she will treat me as a friend...see? Kahit pangit ka pa, I don’t care! :)
0196: PARE1: Pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagccmula sa letter A. PARE2: Approachable?
PARE1: Mali. PARE2: Amiable? PARE1: Mali pa rin. PARE2: Cge sirit na! PARA1: Anest!
0197: 5 benefits of kissing...changes taste, burns calories, lips never go dry, relieves stress, makes face muscles strong. So keep kissing. Don’t worry, there’s no sugar.
0198: What’s wrong with ur phone? I try to call u but d operator says “Welcome to d JUNGLE! The MONKEY dat u r calling is on d TREE. Pls try again later!”
0199: Ang MAYABANG mahal ka na, ayaw pang aminin. Ang TORPE mahal ka na, ayaw pang sabihin. Ang PAKIPOT mahal na ayaw pang sagutin. Pero ang TANGA, nakita nang may sasakyan tumawid pa...patay!
0200: A ur ADORABLE, B ur so BEAUTIFUL, C ur so CUTE and full of CHARM. D ur a DARLING, E ur EXCITING, F-agod na ko, G-rabe! H-irap mambola I-ngat ka na lang.
0201: Life’s finest gifts are few. That is why there is one adorable you and one cute me! Have a good day!
0202: As a friend I guess I may tell you that you’re pretty ….pretty ugly. But that’s ok you’re funny naman….funny looking! Don’t worry may cute sa yo...ANG FRIEND MO!
0203: Sa buhay, di maiiwasang may makilala ka, maging close kayo, madevelop ka at di mo akalaing mahal mo na pala siya. Pero ang tanong, ikaw ba e kumain na? Ako busog na…
0204: Galit ako sa yo! Ang sinungaling mo! Why did you spread that rumor? Wala ka na bang ibang magawa? Why did you make kalat that I’m super cute! Cute lang ako, hindi super!
0205: As we all prepare for a brand new day, let us bow our heads for a minute and say...ANG CUTE ng SENDER!
0143: MRS: sir, mananawagan po sana ako sa mr ko
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Ok, go ahead!
MRS: Hon, ibalik mo na ang mga bata, isa lang ang sa ‘yo dyan!
0144: ERAP on GAME KNB. Kris: Tito Erap what’s the chemical symbol of water? ERAP: HIJKLMN! Kris: Ha? Sino nagsbi sa nyo? ERAP: Ung teacher namin sabi H to O daw!
0145: Kiss is a key of love. Love is a lock of marriage. Marriage is a box of children. Children are problems of the Philippines. So stop kissing to save the Philippines!
0146: Hi! Buntis k daw? Totoo ba? B-eautiful, U-nderstanding, N-ice, T-houghtful, I-rresistable, S-weet and smart. Stay BUNTIS! Build, Uphold and Nurture The Image of a Sister who always care!
0147: Ur d reason why I have sleepless nyts. Ur d reason y I hold my pillow tight. Ur d reason y I pray at nite. Lord help me may MUMU!
0148: Di ba masakit pag inagawan ka? Di ba masakit pag niloko ka? Di ba masakit pag pinaasa ka? Pero mas masakit pag umiwas sya kahit ramdam n ramdam mo, na may chocol8 syang dala. KADAMUTAN d ba?
0149: PASAHERO: Bossing, hindi pa ba tayo aalis?
DRIVER: Mamaya na ho, wala pa pong laman!
PASAHERO: Anong tingin mo sa kin? Sabaw!?
0150: Please pray for me. I just received my medical results. Ang sakit ko habang tumatanda GUMAGANDA ako. But don’t worry, di naman ito nakakahawa, pero di na ako gagaling.
0151: Sending you my BED to let you rest, PILLOWS to give you comfort, BLANKET to keep you warm, KULAMBO to keep you away from mosquitoes. Gud nyt and sleep tyt! Bukas na ko m22log, nasa u na lahat ng gamit ko e, hehehe.
0152: May your sleepless nyt be peppered with spicy love. May you have lemon dreams, sleep on a strawberry bed inside a vanilla room. In short, have a yummylicious nyt!
0153: I miss talking to you and the times we spent texting together. But now you seem so far away. Maybe I’ve been unfair, so now I’m knocking on your heart asking...may meryenda dyan?
0154: Two friends talking:
PEDRO: Wow, pare labo! Nuod ako sine kanina, ubos P1,000.00 ko.
JUAN: Ha? Bakit?
PEDRO: Bili ako ng bili ng ticket, pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! Adik yata?!
0155: Gusto mo ba mag-artista under FPJ productions? Kasama mo cla Miko Sotto, Halina Perez, Rico Yan, Nida Blanca. Pamagat: “IKAW NA LANG HINIHINTAY.” Ano payag ka ba?
0156: Miss mo na ba ung mga lines na “Yes wala pasok!”, “Crush mo 2l”, “Wala c sir”, “1 whole pengi”, “Answer naman”, Kakamiss di ba? Pero mas kakamiss ung… “Ma Baon ko!”
0157: Never love if you’re not prepared to be hurt. Never start if you don’t have plans to finish. Never speak if you don’t mean it. Most importantly, never smile when you don’t have... teeth.
0158: Ako...kilalang crush ng city, sikat sa Pilipinas, asset ng barkada, palaban sa kalokohan and ang lakas ng appeal! Pero, joke lang yun! Hehehe.
0159: Text won’t flow, everyone knows. When the load fades away. Text will die and tears in your eyes. You’ve got to throw your fone “UP HIGH” Yeah yeah...throw your fone up high.
0160: Paikot-ikot lang ang quotes. Forward dito forward doon. Nabasa noon, mababasa n naman ngayon. Pwede ba wag na lang yun ang ipasa? Load na lang para masaya. Promise, di ko ipo-forward.
0161: Pag sinaktan ka, wag gaganti. “Don’t do unto others what you don’t want them to do unto you.” Pero pag sinaktan ka ulet, bigyan mo na ng suntok o cpa. “It’s better 2 give than to receive.”
0162: Mga big time na tao sa mundo ay naaalala ka. SENDER: Saddam Hussein +965800137
Eto pa, SENDER: Osama Bin Laden +964836421 At ang boss! SENDER:
0163: NAISIP mo na ba kung gaano kasarap magmahal? Kung gaano kasaya pag kasama mo ang taong mahal mo? Kung gaano kasakit pag iniwan ka? Wag mo nang isipin, magaral ka na lang!
0164: The Lord didn’t want us to doubt, to fear or to hate. He wants us to DREAM, to BELIEVE, to SURVIVE and to see us in STARSTRUCK. Maghanda ka na, next batch tayo. Hehehe.
0165: Kailan yung huli tayong nag-usap? Nagkulitan? Tumawa? Okay lang kung hindi mo maalala, ganyan din naman ang lola ko...ULYANIN na!
0166: MAN1: Pare, bakit pasa-pasa mukha mo?
MAN2: Umattend ako ng world family day e.
MAN1: Ha, e di ba dapat masaya yun?
MAN1: Kaso nahuli ako...ibang pamilya kasama ko.
0167: DRIVER: Para, aatras ako. Pakitignan kung may mababangga ako.
PARE: Cge, tras na! Kasya...kasya! Kasyaaaa!
(Blag!) Ano ka b naman, sabi nang may puno ng KASYA eh, tras ka ng tras!
0168: Days are made special with a smile. So smile at everyone. Smile at everything. Smile anywhere. Smile anytime. A friendly reminder from Philippine Mental Hospital…
0169: Di ka ba makatulog pag uminom ka ng KAPE? Baligtad tayo! Ako di makainom ng KAPE pag natutulog.
0170: I wish I could sit beside you and whisper I miss you. Maybe you’d ask bkit? I’d say wala lang! Then I’ll take your hand, give it a gentle squeeze and tell you… “anong lotion gamit mo?”
0171: Stop, Look and Listen. STOP what ur doing, LOOK at ur cell, LISTEN to ur heart! It’s telling you, “Ang cute na to, tine-text na naman ako!”
0172: Junior: Mami, ano po yung 10 commandments?Mami: Yung ang sampung utos ng Diyos, anak.Junior: Mas mataas po pala kayo sa Diyos, mami.Mami: Ha?! Bakit?!
Junior: E kasi, mas marami po kayong utos.
0173: Others say life is unfair. Well, it’s true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm. Coz you have a cute textmate like me.
0174: PLEASE LIMIT your text to me! Do it on day that start with letter T. Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Taturday, Tunday, Taumaga, Tatanghali, Tahapon, Tagabi…Tige, bye!
0175: My HEART says I must take care of you. I should make sure no one harms you. But I’m not always there, so just be careful each time you Swing On Trees!
0176: Sabi ni Ernie Baron, ang Kuto raw at hindi ang Tao ang galing sa Tsonggo. Siguro nga totoo. Ewan ko, pero kapag naiisip kita, duda pa rin ako…
0177: TEACHER: Use deduct, defense, defeat & detail in a sentence. Pupil: de duct jumped over de fense.. de feat first, then de tail!
0178: TEXT kita kasi di ako makatulog.. Malamok eh! Gulong-gulo ang isip ko, tulungan mo nga ako. Ang lamok ba pag natutulog nilalamok din?
0179: Kung INIISIP mong importante ka sakin, kung iniisip mong naaalala kita, kung iniisip mong nami miss ko ang text mo.. Aba, laking
himala! May Isip Ka Na!
0180: BREAKING NEWS: U.N. to pass resolution prohibiting Muslim & Arab looking men from riding ships & airplanes. They can only travel by Camel or Flying Carpet.
0181: I really miss you! Text mo naman ako ng number mo. No, not your landline number. I want to visit you. No, not your house number. I want to see you.. Text me yung Cage Number mo!
0182: Go on with your life. Don’t look at the past with anger. Don’t look at the future with fear. Just look at the present with awareness that you are the cutest girl.. In the Planet Of The Apes.
0183: CUSTOMER: Soli ko tong VHS tape.
CLERK: anong problema? CUSTOMER: Lagay ko tape, walang picture, walang sound. CLERK: Ano bang title nyan? CUSTOMER: Head Cleaner!
0184: Can you pronounce English words properly? Let’s try, say these aloud: wolf, roof, hoof, woof, wolf, roof, hoof, woof… Good! You’re an extraordinary super talented Dog!
0185: WANTED: Textmate for life… qualifications: simple, cute, smart, loving, thoughtful, caring, understanding & owns a car. Interested parties, please text me your Plate No.
0186: BABALA: Pinagiingat ang publiko.. Dahil pinaghahanap pa sa ngayon ng mga bumbero ang unggoy na nakawala sa Zoo. Huling nama-taang nagbabasa ng text na to…
0187: NANAY: Anak, di ba panget na naglalampaso ako dito habang ikaw dyan ay naglalaro? ANAK: di ba po mas panget kung ako ang naglalampaso at kayo ang naglalaro dito?
0188: Dahil friend kita, I’m willing to prepare your food. Sa umaga, inihaw; sa tanghali, prito; sa gabi, nilaga. Nasa syudad ka na kasi, so you should learn na to eat cooked Banana...
0189: MAINIT NA BALITA: isang gorilla ang namataang gumagala pag gabi. Pinag-iingat ang lahat… Concerned ako sayo, ingat ka ha? Kasi sabi nila galit daw yon sa Kompetensya!
0190: MISTER1: Advertising cost me so much money… MISTER2: bakit? negosyante ka ba? MISTER1: hindi. Kasi dahil sa mga advertisement na yan, lumalaki gastos ng misis ko!
0191: I dreamed an old witch was going to change you into a Frog, so I pleaded for her to spare you and she did! Kasi sabi ko, hanap na lang sya ng iba dahil ikaw naman ay mukhang Butete na!
0192: I’m quite busy right now, but this weekend I’ll visit you. Same address ka pa rin ba? Kanto ng Quirino at Mabini, yung maraming paintings ang pader di ba? (manila zoo)
0193: WIFE: darling, if we save three installments on the TV, miss two installments on the ref & don’t pay our last installment on the aircon, we can have the down payment for this nice sala set…
0194: Hirap ng buhay ngayon! Kailangan kayod ng husto para may makain. Mabuti pa noon, di ba? Teka, di mo ba naisip na balikan.. Ang Zoo? Doon, libre lahat!
0195: It’s not how ignorant or how smart your friend is, it’s how you value each other! Also, I don’t care how pretty or ugly my friend is, it’s how she will treat me as a friend...see? Kahit pangit ka pa, I don’t care! :)
0196: PARE1: Pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagccmula sa letter A. PARE2: Approachable?
PARE1: Mali. PARE2: Amiable? PARE1: Mali pa rin. PARE2: Cge sirit na! PARA1: Anest!
0197: 5 benefits of kissing...changes taste, burns calories, lips never go dry, relieves stress, makes face muscles strong. So keep kissing. Don’t worry, there’s no sugar.
0198: What’s wrong with ur phone? I try to call u but d operator says “Welcome to d JUNGLE! The MONKEY dat u r calling is on d TREE. Pls try again later!”
0199: Ang MAYABANG mahal ka na, ayaw pang aminin. Ang TORPE mahal ka na, ayaw pang sabihin. Ang PAKIPOT mahal na ayaw pang sagutin. Pero ang TANGA, nakita nang may sasakyan tumawid pa...patay!
0200: A ur ADORABLE, B ur so BEAUTIFUL, C ur so CUTE and full of CHARM. D ur a DARLING, E ur EXCITING, F-agod na ko, G-rabe! H-irap mambola I-ngat ka na lang.
0201: Life’s finest gifts are few. That is why there is one adorable you and one cute me! Have a good day!
0202: As a friend I guess I may tell you that you’re pretty ….pretty ugly. But that’s ok you’re funny naman….funny looking! Don’t worry may cute sa yo...ANG FRIEND MO!
0203: Sa buhay, di maiiwasang may makilala ka, maging close kayo, madevelop ka at di mo akalaing mahal mo na pala siya. Pero ang tanong, ikaw ba e kumain na? Ako busog na…
0204: Galit ako sa yo! Ang sinungaling mo! Why did you spread that rumor? Wala ka na bang ibang magawa? Why did you make kalat that I’m super cute! Cute lang ako, hindi super!
0205: As we all prepare for a brand new day, let us bow our heads for a minute and say...ANG CUTE ng SENDER!
Monday, March 17, 2008
0074 - 0141
0074: Just got the result of my medical exam.
Malala na raw ang sakit ko. Sabi ng doctor,
I'm getting cuter everyday. But don't worry,
di raw nakakahawa.
0075: Der r times you're afraid, times you're confused, times you feel lonely, times you start to cry, times u start to laugh... ABA! PADOKTOR KA BAKA NABABALIW KA NA!!!
0076: Let go of the one who makes you cry. Let go of the one who breaks your heart. Let go of the one who causes you much pain. But never let go of me because mahirap maghanap ng cute na katext.
0077: The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on you? I'm not sure what life could bring u.
I'm not sure if dreams do come true. I'm not sure what love can do. But I'm sure about one thing. Cute tayo.
0078: I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop…to stop reading newspapers.
0079: Bware of a txt stalker who sends a text message like this: "Bware of a txt stalker who sends a text message like this."
0080: You asked for a candle and got the sun. You asked for a glass of water and received the ocean. You asked for a cute friend and got ME. Mapalad ka talaga.
0081: I'm thinking of u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter “u”?
0081: TRIVIA: Having a good laugh with friends stimulates endorphins, the brain's natural painkillers. So if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend, I can lend you a mirror.
0082: Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? eh di BAKA! ano naman ang pinutol? e di CAT! e ano naman and laging ayos? e di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? e di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit?
E di COW!
0083: Those innocent eyes...Those kissable lips...A great smile...The perfect walk...Smoothest talk...Absolutely gorgeous...That’s enough about me—How about u? How r u na?
0084: If they say GOOD LOOKS could KILL, then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!
085: Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!
0086: I live a very difficult life. I’m always hurt! Whenever people call me CUTE, GOOD LOOKING, SMART & LOVABLE, I'm always hurt! Totoo pala, the TRUTH HURTS!
0087: I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grown-up, I have one question... What happened???
0088: Anak: Yehey! Nay, mayaman na tayo!
Inay: Ha? Bakit? Pano mo naman nasabi?
Anak: E kasi po, si Itay, nandito sa diyaryo
picture niya...at ang nakasulat ay P100,000—dead or alive!
0089: This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat,way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat,fool cat, buzy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it without saying CAT!!
0090: I had a dream about u. Nasa heaven daw tayo w/ a cute angel, my angel was ugly, so tampo ko. I asked St. Peter y cute angel mo. He replied: "Balance of nature".
0091: Kahit NISSAN ka STAREX ka ng buhay ko, masKIAnong mangyari, HONDA kitang pagMAZDAn at ISUZUmpang SUZUKIlian ka ng buong katapatan. DODGE what friends are FORD!
0092: If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=ME!
0093: I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought’a know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!...I didn't know I've influenced you that much!
0094: Each day God sends angels to guide us. Don't expect 2 see them with wings n flying around bcoz dey come in disguise! Pa-txt-txt lang sila. Ehemmm.
0095: Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?
0096: May color coding din ako sa mga ka-txt ko para organized. MONDAY-sweet, TUESDAY-mabait, WEDNESDAY-gorgeous, THURSDAY-pangit, FRIDAY-cute, SATURDAY-friendly,
SUNDAY-smart. Pano next thursday txt ulit kta.
0097: NEWSFLASH: Naglalakad Nagtetxt Nasagasaan PATAY! Kumakain Nagtetxt Nabilaukan PATAY! Nagdadrive Nagtetxt Nabangga PATAY! May celfone Walang Nagtext NAGPAKAMATAY!
0098: U can buy gifts but not love. U can pretend to smile but not hapiness, u can lie to others but not 4 urself, u can have another friend but not as cute as ME!!
0099: A friend is like a pillow, you can hug when you're in trouble, you can cry on when you're in pain, and you can embrace when you're happy. Always remember, I can be your pillow. Huwag mo lang lawayan.
0100: Tomorrow mornin’ when u wake up and the sun does not appear…Tulog ka uli, gabi pa yun!
0101: If u need advice, text me. If u need a friend, call me. If u need help, email me. If u nid money, well the subscriber cannot be reached, please don't try again later.
0102: When you feel like nobody loves you and nobody cares for you and when you feel like everyone is ignoring you... Wala yun! Ubos na kasi ang load nila!
0103: Happiness keeps u sweet. Trials make u strong. Sorrows keep u human. Failure keeps u humble. Success makes u eager. And Lipovitan keeps u going.
0104: 5 reasons why i keep texting you:
1.) you made me feel welcome (i assume)
2.) you made me smile (that’s true)
3.) you appreciate my thoughts (i hope)
4.) you spend time reading my messages
(i guess) 5.) hindi ako kuripot!
0105: Someday, ull 4get about me, my name, my voice, who I am and who I am to you but even if u 4get me i just want u 2 know…ang lumimot sa kin PANGET!
0106: Looking back, may u b filled w/ gratitude. Looking 4ward, may u b filled w/ Hope. Looking inward, may u be filled w/ peace. Looking upward…may BUTIKI!
0107: I want 2 b w/ u tonight, watch u sleeping & sing u a song. I want 2 b so close 2 u 2 whisper in ur ear... Goodnight & sleep tight... Sender: LAMOK: 0919-zzzzzzz
0108: Whenever I hear pple say sumting bad about u, like when dey say dat u r not cute enough, I would alwys come to your defense and say "he's trying to be one naman a!"
0109: A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did d priest tell u 2 b so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me 2 carry my cross.
0110: I saw some1 at d Mall, So Cute, Smart lookin’, Simple Elegant & Luks Like a Clbrty. Kainis Paglapit Ko Nauntog Ako. Salamin Pala!
0111: I sent a flock of angels 2 guard u thru Out d day. 1 came bak n sed, "ang cute niya!!" Bina2kan ko nga! mali ba naman yung binabantayan!
0112: Someone asked me kung ilang taon k n daw. Well, sabi ko kung sa porma: 19. Sa balat: 15. Sa ngiti: 17. At sa kinis ng mukha: 16. Bale…67 lahat. Tama ba?
0113: Ur d mango of my pie, keso of my monay, teeth of my suklay, fingers in my kamay, blood in my atay, bubbles of my laway, cure to my aray, life ng aking buhay.
0114: Sorry ha. Wala ko txt s yo lately. Busy lang. Alam mo na...sa work, shooting, taping, pictorials, commercials, mall tours. Hay...kakapagod!
0115: Alam mo, swerte ka. Lam mo kung bakit? Kc may isang bgy n meron ka na wala cla! Ano? Ako! Wala cla nyan. Ingatan mo ko ha! Dahil walang gnyan sa States.
0116: It’s mahirap 2 hanap sum1 gaya u. It’s parang opening a 100 kabibe under d dagat 2 hanap 1 perlas. Ngunit finding u...makes d sisid super sulit!
0117: Masakit ba ulo mo dahil sa pag-ibig? May gamot na! SEMENTO. Kung masakit ang ulo, ihampas sa semento. Tandaan, SE-MEN-TO! Okay?!
0118: Pipol come, Pipol go. Now I hav 2 go. Tapos n unlimited ko! But I promise u this: juz like wat “McArthur” said...I shall return.
0119: Musta na dyan? D2 bad news kc may natagpuang putol na kamay, lapit lang sa amin. Hindi p nakuha hanggang ngayon, ala kasi makalapit dahil...nananampal!
0120: Do what makes u happy. Lyf s not based n d money u earn or d success u achieved. Its ol about being hapi w/ hu u r, w/ hu u luv and…hu let d dogs out! Who-hu-hu-hu-hu!
0121: Swit candies r ez 2 buy. Swit words r ez 2 say. But swit prsns r hard 2 find. Buti n lang u found me. Minsan may kumontra...nasira sim nya.
0122: When life sims so hard & full of tests, always remmbr maganda ka. Ako maganda rin. Cla di masyado. So chir up, after all, dats life! Pag mas maganda, mas marami problema!
0123: Ang tao, tao lang. Nahihirapan at napapagod dn. Di s lahat ng oras anjan. Di mgttgal lalayo din. Pero tayo? D tayo ganun! D nmn tayo tao e. DYOSA tayo remmber?
0124: If sum1 livs u...don’t dare cry. Smyl & be hapi. Pero bgo mo cya palayain, ipgtapat mo ito sa kanya: 1 akong DYOSA, pasalamat k pinatulan kita! LAMANG LUPA!
0125: May isang pretty woman na tumawid sa road…W8 lang...2mtawid p ako. I’l txt u l8r.
0126: Mnsan corny ang ‘I luv u’ pero masarap pakinggan dhil nkktba ng puso. Pero noon un! D na ngaun kc, dmo alm kung 220 o ginugudtym k lang. Puso ngayon, PIRATED na!
0127: Mnsan s buhay ko lumuha...nsktan...nabaliw... nadapa... naghabol... naglaway... cla s ken. Syempre iba ko eh! Sa ganda kong 2...pamatay!
0128: F der r 1,000 steps between us, take d 1st step & il take d rest. F we hav found 1,000 pesos, ano p nga ba? Ed di ganun din, sau piso & il take d rest!
0129: Wala namang importante sa msg n to, bsta naalala lang kta at syempre mapangiti ka tsaka at least maicip at msabi mong...c tlga...d p rin nk2limot, kht artista na.
0130: S oras na d mo n kaya lht ng problema, ashn mo d2 lang ako pra paalala sa u na...c papa bear ay malakas, c mama bear ay maganda, c baby bear ay npkaliksi. Tngnan nyo ang sya nila!
0131: May bagong teleserye ang ABS! 30 congressmen, 12 senators, 1 vice-pres and ate Glo ikukulong sa haus ni kuya. Ang title: Pinoy Big Problem!
0132: Hirap magsabi ng “sori”, hirap magsabi ng “mhl kita”, hirap magsabi ng “kailangan kita.” Pero nalamn ko, pinakamhrap plang sbhin ung… “Lower Rural Ruler” ng 10 times! Totoo! Try mo.
0133: Maraming bagay ang gumugulo sa icip ko. Bukod s buhay pag-ibig, pamilya, brkada, mwlan ng load. Pero ang mas gumugulo s utak ko ay ang tagalog ng “toothpaste.” Kaw, alam mo?
0134: Hi! Miss me? No? Hmmm. Talaga? Ramdam ko nga. Oks lang. O akala ko ba hindi? Bkt pindot ka ng pindot? E di miss mo ko!
0135: Sna and2 ka para msbi ko kung gano k khalaga. H2wkan kta ng mhgpit, y2kpin malapit s puso ko, para malaman mo ang gus2 kong sbhin…Me pera k b dyan? Pautang nmn, nxt wk ko bbyaran.
0136: Sadyang kay ingay ng mundo, lalo na sa mundo ng gulo. Pero s oras n di mo na kaya ang ingay, kuha ka ng papel...ilista mo ung mga noisy.
0137: Pag mahal mo ang isang tao, ipaglaban mo siya hanggat maaga pa, kasi...pag gabi na, tulog na un!
0138: Malas nmn kung kelan unlimited ako di kau nagttxt. Buti n lang meron nagmamahal s kin, 1 txt ko lang reply agad siya. Kaya nga luv n luv ko si “buddy balance.”
0139: Ikaw ba’y malungkot? Nalilito? At feeling mo...tila nagiisa ka sa mundo? Hayaan mo. Gagawin ko ang lahat...para ibalik ka na sa Zoo!
0140: Alam mo? Ok ka talaga! Palagi kang nakatawa parang walang problema. D best ka! Nakita kita kanina mag-isa ka, enjoy na enjoy...namamasyal dun s plaza may hila-hila kang LATA. :)
0141: Pedro: Miss pabili nga ng ballpen…
Miss: Sori po sir, wala po kaming ballpen.
(inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan)
Pedro: Ano ba yan! PENshoppe walang ballpen!
Malala na raw ang sakit ko. Sabi ng doctor,
I'm getting cuter everyday. But don't worry,
di raw nakakahawa.
0075: Der r times you're afraid, times you're confused, times you feel lonely, times you start to cry, times u start to laugh... ABA! PADOKTOR KA BAKA NABABALIW KA NA!!!
0076: Let go of the one who makes you cry. Let go of the one who breaks your heart. Let go of the one who causes you much pain. But never let go of me because mahirap maghanap ng cute na katext.
0077: The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on you? I'm not sure what life could bring u.
I'm not sure if dreams do come true. I'm not sure what love can do. But I'm sure about one thing. Cute tayo.
0078: I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop…to stop reading newspapers.
0079: Bware of a txt stalker who sends a text message like this: "Bware of a txt stalker who sends a text message like this."
0080: You asked for a candle and got the sun. You asked for a glass of water and received the ocean. You asked for a cute friend and got ME. Mapalad ka talaga.
0081: I'm thinking of u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter “u”?
0081: TRIVIA: Having a good laugh with friends stimulates endorphins, the brain's natural painkillers. So if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend, I can lend you a mirror.
0082: Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? eh di BAKA! ano naman ang pinutol? e di CAT! e ano naman and laging ayos? e di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? e di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit?
E di COW!
0083: Those innocent eyes...Those kissable lips...A great smile...The perfect walk...Smoothest talk...Absolutely gorgeous...That’s enough about me—How about u? How r u na?
0084: If they say GOOD LOOKS could KILL, then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!
085: Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!
0086: I live a very difficult life. I’m always hurt! Whenever people call me CUTE, GOOD LOOKING, SMART & LOVABLE, I'm always hurt! Totoo pala, the TRUTH HURTS!
0087: I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grown-up, I have one question... What happened???
0088: Anak: Yehey! Nay, mayaman na tayo!
Inay: Ha? Bakit? Pano mo naman nasabi?
Anak: E kasi po, si Itay, nandito sa diyaryo
picture niya...at ang nakasulat ay P100,000—dead or alive!
0089: This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat,way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat,fool cat, buzy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it without saying CAT!!
0090: I had a dream about u. Nasa heaven daw tayo w/ a cute angel, my angel was ugly, so tampo ko. I asked St. Peter y cute angel mo. He replied: "Balance of nature".
0091: Kahit NISSAN ka STAREX ka ng buhay ko, masKIAnong mangyari, HONDA kitang pagMAZDAn at ISUZUmpang SUZUKIlian ka ng buong katapatan. DODGE what friends are FORD!
0092: If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=ME!
0093: I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought’a know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!...I didn't know I've influenced you that much!
0094: Each day God sends angels to guide us. Don't expect 2 see them with wings n flying around bcoz dey come in disguise! Pa-txt-txt lang sila. Ehemmm.
0095: Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?
0096: May color coding din ako sa mga ka-txt ko para organized. MONDAY-sweet, TUESDAY-mabait, WEDNESDAY-gorgeous, THURSDAY-pangit, FRIDAY-cute, SATURDAY-friendly,
SUNDAY-smart. Pano next thursday txt ulit kta.
0097: NEWSFLASH: Naglalakad Nagtetxt Nasagasaan PATAY! Kumakain Nagtetxt Nabilaukan PATAY! Nagdadrive Nagtetxt Nabangga PATAY! May celfone Walang Nagtext NAGPAKAMATAY!
0098: U can buy gifts but not love. U can pretend to smile but not hapiness, u can lie to others but not 4 urself, u can have another friend but not as cute as ME!!
0099: A friend is like a pillow, you can hug when you're in trouble, you can cry on when you're in pain, and you can embrace when you're happy. Always remember, I can be your pillow. Huwag mo lang lawayan.
0100: Tomorrow mornin’ when u wake up and the sun does not appear…Tulog ka uli, gabi pa yun!
0101: If u need advice, text me. If u need a friend, call me. If u need help, email me. If u nid money, well the subscriber cannot be reached, please don't try again later.
0102: When you feel like nobody loves you and nobody cares for you and when you feel like everyone is ignoring you... Wala yun! Ubos na kasi ang load nila!
0103: Happiness keeps u sweet. Trials make u strong. Sorrows keep u human. Failure keeps u humble. Success makes u eager. And Lipovitan keeps u going.
0104: 5 reasons why i keep texting you:
1.) you made me feel welcome (i assume)
2.) you made me smile (that’s true)
3.) you appreciate my thoughts (i hope)
4.) you spend time reading my messages
(i guess) 5.) hindi ako kuripot!
0105: Someday, ull 4get about me, my name, my voice, who I am and who I am to you but even if u 4get me i just want u 2 know…ang lumimot sa kin PANGET!
0106: Looking back, may u b filled w/ gratitude. Looking 4ward, may u b filled w/ Hope. Looking inward, may u be filled w/ peace. Looking upward…may BUTIKI!
0107: I want 2 b w/ u tonight, watch u sleeping & sing u a song. I want 2 b so close 2 u 2 whisper in ur ear... Goodnight & sleep tight... Sender: LAMOK: 0919-zzzzzzz
0108: Whenever I hear pple say sumting bad about u, like when dey say dat u r not cute enough, I would alwys come to your defense and say "he's trying to be one naman a!"
0109: A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did d priest tell u 2 b so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me 2 carry my cross.
0110: I saw some1 at d Mall, So Cute, Smart lookin’, Simple Elegant & Luks Like a Clbrty. Kainis Paglapit Ko Nauntog Ako. Salamin Pala!
0111: I sent a flock of angels 2 guard u thru Out d day. 1 came bak n sed, "ang cute niya!!" Bina2kan ko nga! mali ba naman yung binabantayan!
0112: Someone asked me kung ilang taon k n daw. Well, sabi ko kung sa porma: 19. Sa balat: 15. Sa ngiti: 17. At sa kinis ng mukha: 16. Bale…67 lahat. Tama ba?
0113: Ur d mango of my pie, keso of my monay, teeth of my suklay, fingers in my kamay, blood in my atay, bubbles of my laway, cure to my aray, life ng aking buhay.
0114: Sorry ha. Wala ko txt s yo lately. Busy lang. Alam mo na...sa work, shooting, taping, pictorials, commercials, mall tours. Hay...kakapagod!
0115: Alam mo, swerte ka. Lam mo kung bakit? Kc may isang bgy n meron ka na wala cla! Ano? Ako! Wala cla nyan. Ingatan mo ko ha! Dahil walang gnyan sa States.
0116: It’s mahirap 2 hanap sum1 gaya u. It’s parang opening a 100 kabibe under d dagat 2 hanap 1 perlas. Ngunit finding u...makes d sisid super sulit!
0117: Masakit ba ulo mo dahil sa pag-ibig? May gamot na! SEMENTO. Kung masakit ang ulo, ihampas sa semento. Tandaan, SE-MEN-TO! Okay?!
0118: Pipol come, Pipol go. Now I hav 2 go. Tapos n unlimited ko! But I promise u this: juz like wat “McArthur” said...I shall return.
0119: Musta na dyan? D2 bad news kc may natagpuang putol na kamay, lapit lang sa amin. Hindi p nakuha hanggang ngayon, ala kasi makalapit dahil...nananampal!
0120: Do what makes u happy. Lyf s not based n d money u earn or d success u achieved. Its ol about being hapi w/ hu u r, w/ hu u luv and…hu let d dogs out! Who-hu-hu-hu-hu!
0121: Swit candies r ez 2 buy. Swit words r ez 2 say. But swit prsns r hard 2 find. Buti n lang u found me. Minsan may kumontra...nasira sim nya.
0122: When life sims so hard & full of tests, always remmbr maganda ka. Ako maganda rin. Cla di masyado. So chir up, after all, dats life! Pag mas maganda, mas marami problema!
0123: Ang tao, tao lang. Nahihirapan at napapagod dn. Di s lahat ng oras anjan. Di mgttgal lalayo din. Pero tayo? D tayo ganun! D nmn tayo tao e. DYOSA tayo remmber?
0124: If sum1 livs u...don’t dare cry. Smyl & be hapi. Pero bgo mo cya palayain, ipgtapat mo ito sa kanya: 1 akong DYOSA, pasalamat k pinatulan kita! LAMANG LUPA!
0125: May isang pretty woman na tumawid sa road…W8 lang...2mtawid p ako. I’l txt u l8r.
0126: Mnsan corny ang ‘I luv u’ pero masarap pakinggan dhil nkktba ng puso. Pero noon un! D na ngaun kc, dmo alm kung 220 o ginugudtym k lang. Puso ngayon, PIRATED na!
0127: Mnsan s buhay ko lumuha...nsktan...nabaliw... nadapa... naghabol... naglaway... cla s ken. Syempre iba ko eh! Sa ganda kong 2...pamatay!
0128: F der r 1,000 steps between us, take d 1st step & il take d rest. F we hav found 1,000 pesos, ano p nga ba? Ed di ganun din, sau piso & il take d rest!
0129: Wala namang importante sa msg n to, bsta naalala lang kta at syempre mapangiti ka tsaka at least maicip at msabi mong...c
0130: S oras na d mo n kaya lht ng problema, ashn mo d2 lang ako pra paalala sa u na...c papa bear ay malakas, c mama bear ay maganda, c baby bear ay npkaliksi. Tngnan nyo ang sya nila!
0131: May bagong teleserye ang ABS! 30 congressmen, 12 senators, 1 vice-pres and ate Glo ikukulong sa haus ni kuya. Ang title: Pinoy Big Problem!
0132: Hirap magsabi ng “sori”, hirap magsabi ng “mhl kita”, hirap magsabi ng “kailangan kita.” Pero nalamn ko, pinakamhrap plang sbhin ung… “Lower Rural Ruler” ng 10 times! Totoo! Try mo.
0133: Maraming bagay ang gumugulo sa icip ko. Bukod s buhay pag-ibig, pamilya, brkada, mwlan ng load. Pero ang mas gumugulo s utak ko ay ang tagalog ng “toothpaste.” Kaw, alam mo?
0134: Hi! Miss me? No? Hmmm. Talaga? Ramdam ko nga. Oks lang. O akala ko ba hindi? Bkt pindot ka ng pindot? E di miss mo ko!
0135: Sna and2 ka para msbi ko kung gano k khalaga. H2wkan kta ng mhgpit, y2kpin malapit s puso ko, para malaman mo ang gus2 kong sbhin…Me pera k b dyan? Pautang nmn, nxt wk ko bbyaran.
0136: Sadyang kay ingay ng mundo, lalo na sa mundo ng gulo. Pero s oras n di mo na kaya ang ingay, kuha ka ng papel...ilista mo ung mga noisy.
0137: Pag mahal mo ang isang tao, ipaglaban mo siya hanggat maaga pa, kasi...pag gabi na, tulog na un!
0138: Malas nmn kung kelan unlimited ako di kau nagttxt. Buti n lang meron nagmamahal s kin, 1 txt ko lang reply agad siya. Kaya nga luv n luv ko si “buddy balance.”
0139: Ikaw ba’y malungkot? Nalilito? At feeling mo...tila nagiisa ka sa mundo? Hayaan mo. Gagawin ko ang lahat...para ibalik ka na sa Zoo!
0140: Alam mo? Ok ka talaga! Palagi kang nakatawa parang walang problema. D best ka! Nakita kita kanina mag-isa ka, enjoy na enjoy...namamasyal dun s plaza may hila-hila kang LATA. :)
0141: Pedro: Miss pabili nga ng ballpen…
Miss: Sori po sir, wala po kaming ballpen.
(inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan)
Pedro: Ano ba yan! PENshoppe walang ballpen!
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
0066 - 0073
066: Each of us has his own fear but sooner or
later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to
overcome it. So don't be afraid to face ur fear.
Go ahead, take a bath.
067: I may not be Pepsi, the choice of the new generation. I may not be Coca Cola, only the real thing. I may not be Nido, the world’s #1 but I can be PLDT, clearly for you.
068: How I wish I could see you today, I really miss you. I’l try to be der after my work, kya lang baka ako matrapik…baka di ako umabot! Anong oras ba magsasara ang Zoo?
069: If you are alone I'll be your shadow, if you want to cry I'll be your shoulder, if you want a hug I'll be your pillow, if you need to be happy I'll be your smile, if you need money wait for your salary.
070: If you love someone… set him free…if he comes back…may naiwan lang yun, wag kang mag ilusyon.
071: Looks may capture the eyes but it's the
personality that captures the heart. Kainis, I have both.
072: They can recycle paper till as if its new,
reclaim cans and jars and old bottles too,
but they can never recycle another person as wonderful as ME! Kala mo ikaw noh?!
073: Kung kahangahanga ka, CRUSH ang tawag
sa iyo. Kung mabait at matalino, IDOL! Pero kung kamukha kta, ano pang iniintay mo! MAG
ARTISTA KA NA!
later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to
overcome it. So don't be afraid to face ur fear.
Go ahead, take a bath.
067: I may not be Pepsi, the choice of the new generation. I may not be Coca Cola, only the real thing. I may not be Nido, the world’s #1 but I can be PLDT, clearly for you.
068: How I wish I could see you today, I really miss you. I’l try to be der after my work, kya lang baka ako matrapik…baka di ako umabot! Anong oras ba magsasara ang Zoo?
069: If you are alone I'll be your shadow, if you want to cry I'll be your shoulder, if you want a hug I'll be your pillow, if you need to be happy I'll be your smile, if you need money wait for your salary.
070: If you love someone… set him free…if he comes back…may naiwan lang yun, wag kang mag ilusyon.
071: Looks may capture the eyes but it's the
personality that captures the heart. Kainis, I have both.
072: They can recycle paper till as if its new,
reclaim cans and jars and old bottles too,
but they can never recycle another person as wonderful as ME! Kala mo ikaw noh?!
073: Kung kahangahanga ka, CRUSH ang tawag
sa iyo. Kung mabait at matalino, IDOL! Pero kung kamukha kta, ano pang iniintay mo! MAG
ARTISTA KA NA!
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
0036-0065
0036: Money wil buy a bed but not sleep, fud but not appetite, amusement but not hapines..u c money s not evrything, Der4, f u hav 2 much, pls send it 2 me ASAP!
0037: Frnd ko ang managr ng SMART nagbigay cla ng libreng cel cards worth 300 bbgyan kta. Eto yong no. ### #### ##### paki-kiskis na lang ok.
0038: Im sending u a "HELLO" msg. it doesnt mean u hav 2 do d same..U can always send cash naman e, o kaya eload...pwede rin bigas,dlata, kape! bahala ka na! gudPM! I wish u a mind free from worry, a heart free from sadness, a soul free from sin and a body free from unwanted odor. Naligo ka na ba?
0039: Flowers get their strength from the sun and people from the food they eat. ME I get my strength from you kaya text mo ko lagi ha kasi baka manghina ako.
0040: Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face ur fear. Go ahead, look into d mirror.
0041: You're the reason why I have sleepless nights, you are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight, I'm thinking of you when I lay down at night, you are the reason why I shout "mommy may mumo!" If ur lyk my PILLOW, u r HUGGABLE. If ur lyk my CELFONE, u r SMART. if u r lyk my CHOCOLATE, u r SWEET. If u r lyk ME... GRABE. ANG CUTE MO NAMAN! (",)
0042: What if… ‘‘NOBODY” can cheer you up, “nobody” fights for you, “nobody” cares for you, “nobody” loves you...I’m telling you this...my name is… “NOBODY!”
0043: When I need a FRIEND, andyan ka! When I’m lonely, andyan ka! When I’m afraid, andyan ka! When I need HELP, andyan ka! ABA! Kelan ka kaya pupunta dito, LAGI ka na lang ANDYAN!
0044: If u wanna taste the best coffee, Starbucks ka...if u wanna dance ‘til u drop Hard Rock ka. If you wanna see someone cute...wag muna ngayon...may lakad ako e! Kung akala mo importante ka sa akin, kung akala mo may tiwala ako sayo, kung akala mo namimiss kita at kung akala mo friend kita…Korek ka dyan!
0045: Some people choose friends who r thoughtful n caring. Some prefer those who r smart n good looking. When u choose me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.
0046: Nagbago ka na! Mayabang ka na talaga! Di na kita maabot! Mataas na lipad mo! Tumawag ako kanina, ang sabi ng sumagot... 'the subscriber CANNOT BE REACHED!'
0047: If you save this message, it means cute ako. If you edit it, cute pa rin ako. If you delete it, naiinggit ka kasi cute ako. Pero kung ipo-forward mo, pinagkakalat mong cute ako! 50 years from now, tanda na ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston, ihi sa salawal, ala ngipin. Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti-text pa rin kita.
0048: Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute txtm8 like me.
0049: I’ve just heard a funny joke. I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it? Biruin mo…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha! Nakakatawa talaga! Hahahahaha.
0050: Ways to improve yourself: Laugh. Take a siesta. Be optimistic. Get rid of guilt. Forgive. Heal Thyself. Exercise. Daydream. Think. Watch those role models. Keep the faith. Avoid downbeat people. Have fun. Goof off. Face the facts. TEXT ME!!!
0051: Waking up in a brand new day is already a miracle. What more is to receive a "gud morning" txt from a cute person like me"? Pinagpala ka talaga kapatid!
0052: People are always looking for cute ones, the perfect ones, the gorgeous ones, the smart ones, the sweet ones. Lagi na lang ako! Ako! Ako!
0053: What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sends this and feeling cute s d one reading this. He...He...he... Txt mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cute!
0054: This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
0055: Our frndship means alot 2 me, dat if we wer d last people on a sinking ship & der s only 1 lyf vest, i'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna mis u 4 sure!
0056: I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away, I wrote your name in the sand but the water washed it away, I wrote your name every where! Kaya lang hinuli ako ng pulis! Vandalism ang kaso.
0057: When u feel left out n all alone, just try to close ur eyes 4 a moment n think of me. Afterwards, u will suddenly smile n say, text ko nga ang cute na yon!
0058: A friend is: 1% funny 2% sweet 3% caring 4% loving 90% goodlooking....Kaya nga friend mo ako e!
0059: How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn…I forgot na!
0060: You made me smile a thousand times. You filled my heart with joy and happiness. You colored my days with laughter, well you must be a..........CLOWN!
0061: The only people whom I greet "Good morning" r those who r smart, cute at may pleasing personality. So, pano ba yan, e di... “Good afternoon na lang sayo!”
0062: Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose—your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!
0063: U've got personality, u've got style, u've got intelligence, & u've got class. U've got d face & u've got d body but I've got d wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!
0064: I don't know how to say this. We are friends but I can't get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you're the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!
0065: DYING BF: I have smting 2 tel u. GF: Dont spk jst rest. BF: No, i must confes, i hd sx wid ur hot sis & ur horny bstfrn. GF: sssh...i knw! Dats y i poisoned u!
0037: Frnd ko ang managr ng SMART nagbigay cla ng libreng cel cards worth 300 bbgyan kta. Eto yong no. ### #### ##### paki-kiskis na lang ok.
0038: Im sending u a "HELLO" msg. it doesnt mean u hav 2 do d same..U can always send cash naman e, o kaya eload...pwede rin bigas,dlata, kape! bahala ka na! gudPM! I wish u a mind free from worry, a heart free from sadness, a soul free from sin and a body free from unwanted odor. Naligo ka na ba?
0039: Flowers get their strength from the sun and people from the food they eat. ME I get my strength from you kaya text mo ko lagi ha kasi baka manghina ako.
0040: Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face ur fear. Go ahead, look into d mirror.
0041: You're the reason why I have sleepless nights, you are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight, I'm thinking of you when I lay down at night, you are the reason why I shout "mommy may mumo!" If ur lyk my PILLOW, u r HUGGABLE. If ur lyk my CELFONE, u r SMART. if u r lyk my CHOCOLATE, u r SWEET. If u r lyk ME... GRABE. ANG CUTE MO NAMAN! (",)
0042: What if… ‘‘NOBODY” can cheer you up, “nobody” fights for you, “nobody” cares for you, “nobody” loves you...I’m telling you this...my name is… “NOBODY!”
0043: When I need a FRIEND, andyan ka! When I’m lonely, andyan ka! When I’m afraid, andyan ka! When I need HELP, andyan ka! ABA! Kelan ka kaya pupunta dito, LAGI ka na lang ANDYAN!
0044: If u wanna taste the best coffee, Starbucks ka...if u wanna dance ‘til u drop Hard Rock ka. If you wanna see someone cute...wag muna ngayon...may lakad ako e! Kung akala mo importante ka sa akin, kung akala mo may tiwala ako sayo, kung akala mo namimiss kita at kung akala mo friend kita…Korek ka dyan!
0045: Some people choose friends who r thoughtful n caring. Some prefer those who r smart n good looking. When u choose me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.
0046: Nagbago ka na! Mayabang ka na talaga! Di na kita maabot! Mataas na lipad mo! Tumawag ako kanina, ang sabi ng sumagot... 'the subscriber CANNOT BE REACHED!'
0047: If you save this message, it means cute ako. If you edit it, cute pa rin ako. If you delete it, naiinggit ka kasi cute ako. Pero kung ipo-forward mo, pinagkakalat mong cute ako! 50 years from now, tanda na ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston, ihi sa salawal, ala ngipin. Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti-text pa rin kita.
0048: Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute txtm8 like me.
0049: I’ve just heard a funny joke. I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it? Biruin mo…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha! Nakakatawa talaga! Hahahahaha.
0050: Ways to improve yourself: Laugh. Take a siesta. Be optimistic. Get rid of guilt. Forgive. Heal Thyself. Exercise. Daydream. Think. Watch those role models. Keep the faith. Avoid downbeat people. Have fun. Goof off. Face the facts. TEXT ME!!!
0051: Waking up in a brand new day is already a miracle. What more is to receive a "gud morning" txt from a cute person like me"? Pinagpala ka talaga kapatid!
0052: People are always looking for cute ones, the perfect ones, the gorgeous ones, the smart ones, the sweet ones. Lagi na lang ako! Ako! Ako!
0053: What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sends this and feeling cute s d one reading this. He...He...he... Txt mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cute!
0054: This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
0055: Our frndship means alot 2 me, dat if we wer d last people on a sinking ship & der s only 1 lyf vest, i'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna mis u 4 sure!
0056: I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away, I wrote your name in the sand but the water washed it away, I wrote your name every where! Kaya lang hinuli ako ng pulis! Vandalism ang kaso.
0057: When u feel left out n all alone, just try to close ur eyes 4 a moment n think of me. Afterwards, u will suddenly smile n say, text ko nga ang cute na yon!
0058: A friend is: 1% funny 2% sweet 3% caring 4% loving 90% goodlooking....Kaya nga friend mo ako e!
0059: How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn…I forgot na!
0060: You made me smile a thousand times. You filled my heart with joy and happiness. You colored my days with laughter, well you must be a..........CLOWN!
0061: The only people whom I greet "Good morning" r those who r smart, cute at may pleasing personality. So, pano ba yan, e di... “Good afternoon na lang sayo!”
0062: Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose—your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!
0063: U've got personality, u've got style, u've got intelligence, & u've got class. U've got d face & u've got d body but I've got d wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!
0064: I don't know how to say this. We are friends but I can't get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you're the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!
0065: DYING BF: I have smting 2 tel u. GF: Dont spk jst rest. BF: No, i must confes, i hd sx wid ur hot sis & ur horny bstfrn. GF: sssh...i knw! Dats y i poisoned u!
0001-0031
0001: Hanggang kailan tayo magkaibigan? Sana walang limutan. Basta lagi mong tandaan, BAWAL ANG BEANS, BAWAL ANG PORK, BAWAL ANG HIPON. Baka kasi magka-memory gap ka’t makalimutan mo pa ako.
0002: May sagot ako sa isa sa mga tanong mo sa buhay. Maaring di ito mahalaga pero makakagaan ito sa kalooban mo. Alam mo ba na...54 ang butas ng Sky Flakes?
0003: Ano ang apelyido ni SISA? Di mo alam? Walang iba kundi...MISTRIT! Sisa Mistrit...Kasama pa nga ngayon roon cna iLmu, begBerd, Birt, uSkaR at kukeMunstir di ba?
0004: Sabi nila ang taong MAINGAY...Bolero sa text! TAHIMIK...makulit sa text! 2 TIMER...sweet sa text! STICK 2 ONE...matipid sa text! Pero ang mga CUTE...e2 patxt-txt!
0005: AHAS 1: Makamandag ba tayo? AHAS 2: Ewan, bakit mo naitanong?
AHAS 1: Nakagat ko dila ko kanina eh! Kinakabahan ako.
0006: IF YOU SEE someone who is better than me, I’ll let you go. If that what makes you happy, I’ll set you free. Pero kapag iniwan ka niya, dito lang ako sa tabi mo...mangAASAR sa yo, “Better than me pala ha?”
0007: HAVING SOMEONE so kulet, so baet, so sweet, so totoo is a treasure! So I just can’t imagine how swerte you are having me! Hmmm...Sige na nga, ME having YOU!
0008: There are times when beside your smiles there are sorrows, beside your laughters there are tears. I just want you to know that beside you, there’s an angel named…
0009: Oi! La lang. No gawa mo? La lang. Lam mo? Wala lang. Pero...kc...sobrang ano...lam mo yun? Kc sobrang...miss na kita!
0010: Which of the following letters are cute? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Secret natin ito ha? “U” and “I”… Pero ang “I” mas cute ng konti sa “U”.
0011: Kung ANGEL lang ako I will protect you, I will keep you away from harm, I will watch over you. But what can I do? Mukha lang akong ANGEL!
0012: One of the qualities I like most about you...is that you are very sentimental. 1% - senti, 99% - mental. Bwah ha ha! Kaya kasundo kita e!
0013: WARNING: I am a virus. I am now entering your brain….I am going out now. There is no brain inside. Hehehe joke.
0014: A black girl is given a pair of wings by a fairy. The girl asked, “Does this mean I’m an
angel?” Fairy laughs. “Of course not, negrang to! Ambisyosa! Paniki ka!”
0015: Alam ko darating ang araw na magkaka-hiwalay tayo, marami tayong makikilala at magiging KAIBIGAN. Pero sana huwag umabot sa sitwasyon na sasabihin mo “
pa-AUTOGRAPH naman! Kanina pa ko nakapila eh.”
0016: Sorry to bother you. I know how busy you are. But I believe that you are the only person I could talk to about this problem of mine. I’m very much confused… “Ang lason ba pag nag-expire nakakalason pa rin?”
0017: Nung pinanganak ako, may sungay ako. Sabi nila, mawawala yun kapag nakatagpo ako ng mabait na friend. Nung naging friend kita HANEP KA, binago mo image ko! Nagkabuntot pa ako!
0018: Uod…
...mga apatid! Tyo ay mgamagama! Iwaayway na ang mandera, rak en rol anggang umaga. Wow iba to!
0019: Kamuning…
Kamuning get me! Get me! Get me! Baby I’m urs. Kamuning get me! U’ll never be lonely, lonely, lonely. So kamuning get meeee!
0020: Laughter is a great mental tonic. It can dispel anxiety, help manage stress, depression, fear and worry. But please...don’t laugh ALONE.
0021: ONCE, I knew u… OFTEN TIMES, I miss u… ALWAYS, I'll care 4 u…NEVER, will I forget u! Ano nga ulit name mo?
0022: Löok at thé sun, thé sun is beautiful… i look at you… i...i...i loök at the sun na lang ulit. = )
0023: Military MottoArmy: No retreat no surrenderNavy: No pain no gainAirforce: No guts no glorySecurity: No ID no entry.
0024: P.A.N.G.I.T. ka! P.A.N.G.I.T. ka! P.A.N.G.I.T. ka! P-erfect, A-ttractive, N-ice, G-orgeous, I-ntelligent & T-alagang CUTE. Siyempre pareho tayo P.A.N.G.I.T.
0025: Ssshhh...Tiptoe ako kasi baka tulog ka na. Just want to know if you are OK! Kasi narinig ko lahat daw ng PANGET tulog na…AKO GISING PA! Ikaw? Gud evening!
0026: Do u know the secret of CUTE people? Dey sleep more than 8 hours a day… Kaya pasensya ka na kung tanghali na kita nati-txt ha?
0027: Wat do u do wen u see an extremely GOOD-LOOKING person? ME, I stare at dat person admiringly...And when I get tired, I JUST PUT THE MIRROR DOWN...kakangalay eh!
0028: I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo w/ a cute angel, my angel was ugly, tampo ko. I ask St. Peter y cute angel mo. He replyd "balance of nature".
0029: If ur not cute don't continue reading dis.... Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng
fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! lupit mo!
0030: Q: wat wil hapen if u had a wooden car.. w/ wooden seats..wooden tires..and a wooden
engine? A: it wooden start! hahaha..
0031: A MAN IN D RUFTOP. Pulis: wag kang tatalon...maraming nagmamahal sayo! Man:tumahimik ka! wag mo kong pakialaman di ako makasend!
0032: May pinagkakaguluhan sa kanto, naki-usyoso ako, di ako makasingit grabe, daming tao. Biglang tinaas, napanganga ako at nagulat.. GRABE!! Picture ko!
0033: Tym 2 refresh ur tagalog alpabet, basahin sa titik tagalog. B K W L K M G W, P R M S Y K, T W K H H H, L L L H H H, T M N P R K N T NGA
0034: If only im an angel..i'l protct u, i'l lend u my wings, i'l watch ovr u...but im not an angel...pero...may hawig..d ba?!
0035: HELP! nasa presin2 ako nahuli kc ako wyl i was workng kanina. d charge was posession of cute face. I had no choice but 2 plid guilty. Lakas ng ebidensya nila e!
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